Monday, April 10, 2006

Tom Cruise has adult sized pacifier made for Holmes

As I have stated previously, Tom Cruise is a quack. Being a scientologist, he doesn't believe in the woman making any noise during childbirth.

In order to prevent this from happening, he had an adult sized pacifier made for Katie Holmes.

"He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams," a source tells the mag. "In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."

While in Germany, Cruise said "Katie could be having our baby at any minute." Um, don't you think that means you shouldn't be over in Germany promoting your movies?

So let me get this right: You're not going to allow your soon to be wife to make any noise during childbirth, presumably not let her have any drugs, and you're a thousand miles away promoting your movies? Can this guy be serious?

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1 Comments:

At 7:22 AM, Blogger David said...

Hey now, hey now. Why would you say he's republican? Is ANYONE in hollywood republican? Besides maybe jessica simpson?

 

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